Good morning. I am back! Sorry for the delay but that man claims to have been very busy since he left “work”. Piffle and nonsense to that is this Eagle’s brutally honest opinion and as you know I am the Eagle of truth.
Anyway I have to report that we have had visitors. A little family of four came to see us recently. There were two young uns called Adam and Liam. We had a nice time playing with them and they are big Minion fans so that is fine by us. Happy days watching the films and discussing matters of high importance regarding the name of Kevin the Minion’s teddy-Tim by the way. We had a lovely day out in Weymouth. That man was put in charge of sandcastle construction and had a lovely time supervising his Minions as they rushed in and out of the sea filling up buckets of water to fill the moat. A lovely day out.
I was then warned by that man that my stalker was on his way. I was naturally rushing around to get things ready and that man became a bit cheeky. He asked me if I had secured my “valuables” and mentioned my bottle top collection. he can be very cutting but he will be laughing out the other side of his mouth when he discovers that I have all of the log ins for his online accounts. My European fan clubs duly arrived and were just settling in when someone discovered that he had left his bag on the train and it was all panic stations. Luckily the lovely Jade at Poole station took over and bag and owner were reunited. I am saying nothing about competence but I am thinking it! We had a lovely visit in the end and I was even allowed to go to bed with my stalker. I used this downtime to good effect as I knew where he kept his money and transmitted subliminal messages all night saying send Cliffie a lot of money. I am still waiting for the little brown envelope so my stalker might be stronger minded than I previously gave him credit for. Who would have thought it eh?
We have a new member of the crew as well. Her name is Millicent and she is a lovely white Alpaca. She has got a certain authority about her and so we are minding our manners at the moment. Worry not it won’t last-trust me. We will soon have her playing hide and seek with the rest of the pack. A picture will follow.
A big day today as Aunty Tracy is coming to see me. Aunty Olivia came along earlier this week so a bit of a sociable one for that man which is nice for him. It is also nice for us as we get fussed over which doesn’t normally happen. How nice life is today!