Hello there. Well the big day has finally arrived and the big bearded stranger is on his way to bring joy and delight to the little children around the world. We are settling down with a nice glass of something refreshing and so it now time to do the big reveal of our Christmas photo.
Picture the scene. Uncle Tache had done some really good work and cleared all of the logs out of the dining room fireplace. He had then carefully re-painted it in a lovely shade of green and the scene was set to reveal our Little Theatre of Dreams. Yes Uncle Tache had created our own little bit of space so that we could put on a production to thrill and delight the eagerly waiting world. Think of “The Greatest Showman” put on in a fireplace and you will get the idea. Here is a picture of our little theatre just before it opened waiting for the first production to be set up.
Before the performance
Well we needed to decide what production to put on. Of course, lockdown rules were respected and we decided to focus in on some of the things we had to work with this year. There were shortages of pasta, beans, tomatoes and toilet rolls so these formed part of our set. Here it is before rehearsals started.
The Director prepares for the cast
As you can see it is looking good enough to eat already. I tell you if that Nigella could get in she would have a field day making something delicious out of this lot. As the star of the show this was my publicity shot. Imagine it my little face plastered across billboards across the world.
The next stage was trying to decide what show we were going to put on. We thought long and hard about this one. Clearly Bob the Sheep wanted to use the venue to put on his one sheep bell show but we all put our feet down over that particular concept. It was suggested that we have a crack at something a bit more serious and we did think about doing our own production of “Mother Courage”. There were a few issues with this and I had to reluctantly conclude that this might be beyond our limited means at this point in time. That man suggested that we could put on “Macbeth” as we all look like that nice Lady Macbeth as we wash our hands all of the time. There was quite a sharp discussion about who would play the witches and it was likewise decided to put this idea on hold for now. What could we put on with our little ragged troupe desperate for something to capture the mood of 2020. Suddenly Mr Fitz had a brainwave. He is a clever one that bear I can tell you. He doesn’t say much but we tend to listen when he speaks. He suggested that we have a go at staging our very own version of “Oliver!”. Brilliant. “Please sir can I have some more”. Only I could put the necessary pathos into that particular phrase and I intended to give it everything that I had got. Rehearsals started straight away and we prepared for the opening night. Things went well and we reached the climax of the show. In our very own nod to 2020 we decided to give it our all and we almost literally brought the house down with our rendition of that classic “Food Glorious Food”. The whole cast was on stage and we belted out these very appropriate lyrics.
Is it worth the waiting for?
If we live ’til eighty four
All we ever get is gru… el!
Ev’ry day we say our prayer —
Will they change the bill of fare?
Still we get the same old gru… el!
There’s not a crust, not a crumb can we find
Can we beg, can we borrow, or cadge
But there’s nothing to stop us from getting a thrill
When we all close our eyes and imag… ine
Food, glorious food!
Hot sausage and mustard!
While we’re in the mood —
Cold jelly and custard!
Peas, pudding and saveloys!
What next is the question?
Rich gentlemen have it, boys —
In-di-gestion!
Food, glorious food!
We’re anxious to try it
Three banquets a day —
Our favourite diet!
We decided that this would be our official Christmas picture and so here we all are. Mr Fitz and his Little Theatre of Dreams Christmas 2020 cast presenting their very own production of Oliver! It was exhausting but worth it. In a post production note it should be noted that the theatre has now been sold and is now a proper fireplace.
Mr Fitz and his Little Theatre of Dreams proudly presents Oliver!
Remember this was for one night only as we did not plan a long run. Also that man threatened us with the Lord Chamberlain if this went on much longer philistine that he is. The reviews are in and were excellent so we were sorry that we were forced to close after only one performance.
Happy Christmas to one and all. Love Cliff and all of the gang.